Friday Release Valve is Back! (But Moving)
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2021
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
Friday Release Valve (where we kick around the best, underserved headlines of the week) is returning--but moving to its own podcast. New episodes will appear on the new show titled "Friday Release Valve," along with a backlog of old episodes, funny commercials, and sketches.
To find the new show, go to www.mightyheaton.com/frv or search for "Friday Release Valve" on your podcast player of choice.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy Friday, hey listen, if you're a fan of Friday release valve, you may have noticed I quit doing it, but I haven't quit doing it. It's just been gestating, growing stronger, preparing to burst forth on its own RSS feed as its own thing, |
| 0:18.0 | a proper comedy show in its own right where I can joke around about headlines with comedians in order to facilitate some semblance of a meaningful social life via Zoom. |
| 0:27.0 | So today is the last time Friday release valve is going to appear on this feed. Here in a moment I'm going to play a |
| 0:34.6 | segment from this week's show but just a segment if you want to hear the whole |
| 0:38.4 | episode you will need to find Friday release valve on Apple or Spotify or whatever your podcast player of choices. |
| 0:46.0 | It's going to be its own thing. Not only will you find the entire episode there, |
| 0:50.4 | you'll also find every prior episode of Friday release valve and we |
| 0:56.0 | uploaded the entire backlog of awesome commercials and sketches going back to the |
| 1:00.6 | very beginning of something's off with Andrew Heaton. |
| 1:03.0 | So if you fell in love with your spouse listening to our glow-in-the-dark cheese sponsor, |
| 1:07.0 | where God in trouble at work laughing too hard and accidentally breaking some equipment, |
| 1:11.0 | the first time you heard the meat bullets jingle that's all |
| 1:13.8 | there and much easier to find than it previously was tucked into various |
| 1:17.4 | interviews and episodes. There's over a hundred hours of heat and comedy on |
| 1:22.1 | Friday release valve right now. So if you're a take it or leave |
| 1:25.5 | it about Friday release valve kind of person but you really like the commercials and |
| 1:28.9 | sketches, think of it like a big comedy vault you can open whenever you need a laugh. |
| 1:32.2 | And if you do enjoy Friday release valve. Think of it like a big comedy vault you can open whenever you need a laugh. |
| 1:32.8 | And if you do enjoy Friday release, Valve, and I should say it remains the third most popular |
| 1:37.4 | comedy show in most state penitentiaries, then please subscribe to the new show, share it with |
| 1:42.2 | your friends, and rate and review it. |
| 1:44.0 | That'll help other people find it and it'll help me get higher quality guests so |
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