I'm not even gentlemen.

Can I please have your attention?

Thank you, Jim Gass.

Thanks, you're listening. This is Jonah Goldberg, host of the Remnant Podcast, brought to you by the Dispatch Media.

I'm so excited for today's guest, one of my absolute favorite people, who is now a colleague of mine at the American Enterprise Institute, although she kind of always was.

I could never quite get to the bottom of what was going on. It was sort of like she was one of those agents that was sort of segunded to MI6, who is still part of our organization.

But, anyway, it's confusing. We don't need to get into it.

But now you may know her from one of the most euphonious of punctuation marks in John Padoritz's monologues at the commentary podcast.

Christine Rosen, welcome back to the Remnant.

Thanks, Jonah. I'm so glad to be here.

So I know you cannot, by contract, join in in the mockery of John Padoritz.

Maybe I'll save some of that for later. I'll just sneak it in in the margins.

Is Abe Greenwald a change man now that he has entered into the ranks of the matrimonial bliss?

Oh, you know, Abe. Abe is just a, he's an old soul always and he just seems a happier, calmer, same old Abe, but better.

Like Abe 2.0. He's very happy. We're all very happy for him too.

I was a gobsmacked when I saw this announcement on Twitter. I had no idea anything was in the works. So it's very exciting.

Oh, so we knew. We all kind of knew. In fact, we helped him plot certain parts of the activities surrounding, you know, feedback on engagement ideas and things like that.

So it was all, we knew and the text chain was very active at times about it, but yeah, we were all really pleased.

Because I mean, if there's one thing that John Padoritz screams out is romantic advice.

So I'm glad that John was in on that from the beginning.

He's surprised. He's really kind of a squish at heart. He has, he likes to see people end up together happily ever after.

I'll say that. Maybe that, I mean.

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