Good morning.

Happy Friday morning murder in the news with Alyssa Carroll.

Good morning, heathens.

Happy Friday morning murder in the news.

This is Alyssa, as you all know.

And I was just wondering how everyone's week went. This was a long

week for me. Oh my God. But hey, at least it's over, right? So the usual disclaimers,

I don't think I have any major housekeeping as of today. So these are entirely listener submitted. We have some fun little

categories and subcategories going. I'm trying to see which one stick the most and maybe we'll

have a more kind of organized predictable thing unless you just like the randomness of it,

in which case we can keep it that way. I also do not read these ahead of time. So that way you and I are

reacting to these together at the same time. It's usually entertaining, sometimes hilarious,

almost always a little depressing, so let's just get right into it. All righty, This one is one that was sent to me multiple times.

So this must be a very big deal.

This comes from WFTV.com, my favorite one that always makes me want to say WTF.

It's WFTV 9, actually.

And the title says,

Human Head washes ashore in Miami, police investigating.

Now, I think we may know who the head was,

but our international listeners don't get to hear all of these.

So coming from Florida, of course.

According to our sister station, WPLG, a human head was found on

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