Friday, May 29th, 2026 - Trump Wants His Face on a $250 Bill, Don Jr. Got a $620 Million Pentagon Deal, CIA Officer Stole 300 Gold Bars
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🗓️ 29 May 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Some follow the noise. Bloomberg follows the money, whether it's the funds fueling AI or |
| 0:06.9 | crypto's trillion dollar swings. There's a money side to every story. Get the money side of the story. |
| 0:13.5 | Subscribe now at Bloomberg.com. Donald Trump wants to put his face on a $250 bill. No, $250 bills aren't real. And no, it's not legal to put a living person on U.S. currency. But, you know, details. We also have the White House intervening to score a $620 million deal for a company tied to Don Jr. A former CIA official accused of stealing over 300 gold bars from his job. |
| 0:39.9 | Pambandi is testifying to Congress today. And Peter Thiel is reportedly moving to Argentina, |
| 0:44.9 | which feels so right for historical reasons. Let's get into it. Today is Friday, May 29th, |
| 0:51.6 | and you're listening to Morning Announcements presented by Betches Media. |
| 0:54.9 | I'm your host, Sammy Sage, and Morning Announcements is your fully sourced daily 10-minute |
| 0:59.1 | breakdown of the headlines that isn't a megaphone for the loudest voices, but a magnifying |
| 1:03.5 | glass for the most important news. |
| 1:08.2 | Much like a dog that likes to pee on every single hydrant, the president is putting his name on more shit. |
| 1:13.6 | According to reporting in the Washington Post, two of Donald's political appointees at the Treasury Department have been pushing for the United States to introduce a new currency denomination, $250. |
| 1:23.6 | And it is considering a design that features, surprise, Donald's face, and signature. |
| 1:29.8 | And when I say they're pushing for it, I mean that the printing director of the Treasury who |
| 1:33.9 | tried to resist this idea was reassigned last month. And the artist who designed this monopoly |
| 1:39.0 | money-ass mock-up told the Washington Post that Trump personally spoke to him about the design |
| 1:43.9 | and even gave |
| 1:44.9 | him edits. Some important context here. The largest bills we currently have in circulation are |
| 1:50.3 | $100 bills, and that is for a reason. We used to have higher denominations, $500,000, even $10,000, |
| 1:57.2 | but those were phased out because larger denominations make money laundering significantly |
| 2:01.9 | easier. I get it now. Also, and here's where Donald really runs into a pickle, it's actually |
| 2:08.0 | illegal for U.S. currency to have living people on it, and that has been the law since 1866. |
| 2:14.1 | Yes, we know they'd love to get back to that time. So yeah, the whole being alive thing puts Donald in a tough spot here. |
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