Friday March 24th 2023
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2023
⏱️ 173 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, well, I got an alternate round here, just in case, geez, just like, yeah, I |
| 0:28.4 | kind of need the internet. He's like a small thing to ask for. Oh, nowadays. Oh, my gosh, |
| 0:35.3 | my nose itches. I'm a wreck. Yeah. What's that? Forgot by Blanky? Now I gotta go downstairs |
| 0:40.6 | and get my Blanky. Not, not you. This is not my morning. It's a damn old morning. All right, |
| 0:49.6 | you're running. I'll get your Blank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, that's a great idea. Hey, Goof, |
| 0:54.7 | can you help us? All right, rescue us. All right, I'm gonna give my keys. I gotta have my |
| 1:03.4 | Blanky right here. I can't do the show. That's crazy. It's in the back seat of the car. All right, |
| 1:09.3 | yeah, my Blanky. That's a real thing happening right now. It's a real thing. I gotta have my |
| 1:14.6 | Blanky downstairs to get the Blanky. I gotta have my Blanky. I can't do this. I'm not three years |
| 1:23.3 | old. Oh, it's like, you know, it's like, oh, you're on your way to the airport. It's like, |
| 1:27.1 | you forgot his Blanky. Yeah, he got to run back or he can't fly. It's how I am. Yeah. It's just |
| 1:35.3 | a few things, you know, a few quirks or whatever. Everybody's got them. What do you need? Your weed, |
| 1:39.6 | need your weed. Yeah, Red Bull, I guess. Yeah, Red Bull and weed. Yeah, you're right. We all have |
| 1:45.8 | our things. It's just mine is a blanket. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. |
| 1:50.5 | One's legal. One's not. You're right. Depending on where you live. So this dude, he goes, |
| 1:55.9 | my girlfriend is exhausting. She wants to have all these orgies and swinging. It makes me do all |
| 2:02.6 | this weird stuff. I am tired. Yeah, you know, because he's got like a job, right? Uh-huh. But she |
| 2:10.3 | wants like a crazy lifestyle filled with booze, sex late nights. He's like, man, I need a time out. |
| 2:18.0 | My girl is the biggest party animal I've ever met. She loves to drink, dance, let it rip. |
| 2:25.0 | Yeah, and he's like, I can't keep up. She can rocket seven nights a week. Yeah. |
| 2:30.5 | Okay, he goes, I love her energy. Mm-hmm. Love her style, but jeez. |
| 2:35.1 | No, I have a buddy who he got divorced and he's like 34 or something like that. And he started |
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