Friday, July 12th with guest: Iliza Shlesinger

Kevin in the Morning with Allie & Jensen on KROQ

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2019

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Open. What's Happening? Afro Line. Aliens Exist. Fast Food Report. You Intervened In a Bad Situation. That's My Jam. Meow-eoke. Iliza Shlesinger In Studio. What's Happening? Keep It 100. What's Happening?

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0:00.0	I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four. If you don't mind, I will begin at the beginning. It's a new day. Let's get going.
0:20.0	One, two, three.
0:21.0	Ready, boys! More 5, 6, 5, 6!
0:23.0	B-A-G!
0:29.0	Prior to the rate of the Edmund Fitzgerald, this singer took a smooth trip around Christian Ireland.
0:37.0	It's not going to engorge in life for you.
0:39.0	Nobody knew the answer.
0:41.0	Sorry, Beam. That's like the most like, hurtful thing.
0:45.0	Beam, I mean, period.
0:46.0	Beam, I've been saying that my whole life will be saying it till the day I f**k and die.
0:50.0	This is it. I mean, this is really it. It annoys me to have to wipe every so often. It's just annoyance. I'd rather not.
0:58.0	Seems like our company wouldn't find that funny. Our company loves it.
1:02.0	Oh no! Here comes the fun, please. Put down your funds and stop having fun. You're going to fun, Dale.
1:08.0	Don't bow guard that joint, my friend. Pass it over to me.
1:16.0	First, don't want to sit there.
1:18.0	Don't bow guard that joint, my friend. Pass it over to me.
1:26.0	My name is Tom DeLong.
1:28.0	Roll another one.
1:32.0	Don't stach a little bit.
1:34.0	Just like the other one.
1:38.0	If I was in it, I'd be nice to meet some commander of cheese.
1:42.0	This one seems to be a loud quid.
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