Today’s Headlines: Melania Trump made an unannounced appearance in the White House foyer to deny any meaningful relationship with Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell, call for public congressional hearings for survivors, and insist Epstein did not introduce her to Donald. Trump said he didn't know about the remarks in advance — his own communications team immediately contradicted that. Nobody knows anything, as usual. The timing is suspicious enough that theories are flying about what's about to drop. The Iran ceasefire is wobbling badly. Iran is still restricting Strait traffic to roughly four ships a day versus the pre-war average of 100, charging $2 million per ship in tolls payable in crypto or yuan, and accusing the U.S. of violating three ceasefire points. Trump posted at midnight threatening that if the agreement isn't fully complied with, "the shootin' starts bigger and better than anyone has ever seen." JD Vance flew to Pakistan to lead peace negotiations, blamed translation issues with Iranian negotiators for the "choppiness," and Israel kept striking Lebanon anyway. Republicans in Congress blocked a War Powers Act effort to stop the war — even as Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Alex Jones, and Candace Owens publicly turned on it, prompting Trump to call them "NUT JOBS."  The Free Press reported that back in January, a top Pentagon official summoned the Pope's U.S. ambassador and warned that the Catholic Church had better take America's side — and referenced the Avignon Papacy, the 14th century period when French royalty used military force to extort the Vatican, as a subtle threat. An 18-year-old USC student lost his eye at a No Kings protest after a federal agent fired a pepper ball into a group of demonstrators. U.S. fertility rates hit another record low in 2025. American Airlines raised checked bag fees to $50, $60, and $200 — another Iran war fuel cost passed directly to consumers. RFK Jr. announced a podcast. Artemis II splashes down tonight off San Diego. Resources/Articles mentioned in this episode: WaPo: Melania Trump denies close ties to Jeffrey Epstein in rare public statement MS Now: Melania Trump denies all but “casual” ties to Epstein and Maxwell Axios: Strait of Hormuz stays shut as Trump demands Iran stop tolls The Hill: Trump tells Netanyahu to pull back on Israel’s barrage on Lebanon Axios: Netanyahu announces negotiations with Lebanon after U.S. pressure PBS: WATCH: Vance says 'ceasefires are always messy' USA Today: Republicans block Democratic bill to end Iran war amid tenuous ceasefire NY Post: Trump goes off on 'NUT JOBS’ Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, Alex Jones over Iran war criticism Newsweek: Avignon Papacy Explained: What Reported US Threat to Pope and Vatican Means CNN: USC freshman loses eye after being struck by federal agent’s projectile at Los Angeles ‘No Kings’ protest, attorney says NYT: U.S. Fertility Rates Drop to Another Record Low PBS: RFK Jr. says he's launching a podcast to expose 'lies' that have made Americans sick Bloomberg: American Airlines Raises Bag Fees NYT: NASA Prepares for Artemis II Splashdown After Historic Moon Flyby - The New York Times Subscribe to the Betches News Room and join the Morning Announcements group chat. Go to: betchesnews.substack.com Morning Announcements is produced by Sami Sage and edited by Grace Hernandez-Johnson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices