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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday, 11.08.24

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:10.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:21.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!

0:29.6

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:33.6

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:41.7

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:48.1

Yo!

0:48.6

What are you doing, hot shot?

0:50.3

Nothing. What are you doing?

0:51.7

Nothing. Did you get rich last night?

0:53.8

No. What? you nailed it all yeah

0:56.6

yeah like 200 yards 400 yards like yeah it was gonna pay me like 1500 dollars so what happened you didn't

1:03.3

bet it so well i made the bet but remember i was going through there tweaking with things and making little

1:07.8

changes because like oh this pays a little more and we'd said as i was going through tweaking you're like that all sounds because it's like, oh, this pays a little more. And we'd said, as I was going through tweaking, you're like, that all sounds, because it did kind of sound reasonable.

1:14.6

Right?

1:15.6

Like, oh, that stuff could happen.

1:16.6

I said, absolutely.

1:17.6

Chase, I think, had to get a touchdown anytime.

1:19.6

I think, uh, I think the Henry thing was, you had to get a touchdown in time.

1:22.6

Chase had to get 100 yards. Burrow had to get 300, which is one of the things I had added.

1:28.7

Yeah, so I'd added that Burrow would get 300 yards.

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