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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2025

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo's son went through surgery, and people who film their kids’ post-surgery are weird. SlimFast almost yelled at a lady going to a food bank. RIP Ace Frehley, and there's now a Brewers Karen. Lazlo places his sports bets, and loves going to the strip-club mid-day. In Headlines, the guys discuss the three guys in Halloween masks who threatened a Virginia woman, the Florida teen who faked his own abduction, a brain surgeon who let their 12 year old drill a skull during an operation, Kim K’s is selling pubic hair thongs, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.7	Yo!
0:48.4	How are you, man?
0:50.1	I'm great.
0:50.6	How are you?
0:51.1	I'm all right.
0:51.5	No problems.
0:52.4	Well, I mean, yeah, I'm good.
0:53.5	Yeah, I mean, you got a lot going on.
0:55.4	I do. How's the side? My youngest kid had is ACL surgery yesterday. Yeah. A long surgery. Yeah, like two and a half hours in there, ma'am. That's a long time. I think. I mean, I don't know. It seems like a long time. I had my whole face
1:11.2	pulled apart and redone
1:13.0	and it only took a couple hours.
1:14.4	Yeah, I guess he had a torn ACL and two torn meniscus or whatever that is. And is it all one, or maybe you don't know, but is there like, is there a meniscus guy in there who's helping with the meniscus while the other guys do it?
1:28.9	He's just doing one thing at a time.
1:30.5	He's like, all right, bring in the fresh meniscus or whatever.
1:33.0	Right.
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