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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday, 08.18.23 (Best Of)

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:10.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

0:48.0

Yo. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. Good. What? Is it really going to be 105 tomorrow? That's what they say. What? They say for like a week.

0:57.0

I feel like I checked out of summer because you know me. I love summer. Yeah. So I'm okay with it. If it's 100 people can play.

1:03.0

I mean, I can play in here because it's actual 100 wrong working. But I don't really complain about it if it's I like the heat.

1:09.0

Take it over the cold any day. I like hot. Something nice. The whole thing once it gets to like I'm like, oh, it's fall.

1:15.0

Right. It should be just a week or so before I'm wearing a hoodie. And then you're like, no, tomorrow's going to be 105. I'm like, okay.

1:23.0

That trick because school starts earlier. Plus here, it's not really over till the end of September. You can still have 90 some degree days all the way up to the end of September.

1:31.0

So yeah, you know, you just got to keep that mind. Each year, the kids go back to school. It seems like a little bit earlier.

1:38.0

And I know it messes with everyone's head. And then when you have that coincide with a cool down that we had for like four days.

1:44.0

We're just like super nice out. Yeah, but I know I knew just. Oh, yeah, it'll be back. It'll be back. It'll be back. It's only in middle of August. It'll definitely be back.

1:51.0

Like the hottest part of summer usually was when I went back to school. It was like that was when it got the hottest.

1:58.0

We would have days where we weren't allowed to go out to recess because it was too hot. And I just always felt like August is like.

2:03.0

I never got that hot. Yeah, well, literally never got that hot. You didn't have 100 degree days, right?

2:09.0

Like maybe one or you know what I mean? Like no, you know, the rule was in my house. I had to be over 70 to go swimming.

2:16.0

Right. Like in most parts of the world, it has to be over 80. You know, when your mom's real strict, like it's got to be over 80.

2:21.0

Brothers like over 70, because you said over 80 might not get to go that much. Right. You right.

2:26.0

You're going to have to bring down that number a little bit if you want your kids to ride their bikes to the pool.

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