The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down a knee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

Yo! All right, snow cones here. My name is slimfast. Lazloh is out today. It's Friday.

I have to talk to you about something. We're going to do some best of today because it's Friday.

So if you want to hear something, you can, I don't know, don't we have an email also?

We have some people to visit us on twitch twitch.tv slash Church of Lazl.

But we have an email too, right? Just church of Lazloh at gmail.com.

We also have what we're not supposed to use that.

I don't think we have that.

Well, we have a toxic and problematic. That's what I'm thinking.

If we don't have the Church of Lazloh, you're supposed to set one up.

You're supposed to set one up with our boss, right? Lazloh had this whole idea this week to set one up with our boss.

But I guess that's supposed to be for people at work.

So if you're supposed to reach us, you go to social media, right?

You go to our Instagram, Twitter, whatever, and then this message is just there.

Or you go to our twitch, which is twitch.tv slash Church of Lazl.

So last night, I'm sitting at the house and I hear gunshots.

Now, whenever I hear something outside, I will look over at Brooke and I'm like,

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