The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

Yo! You big ugly, good looking son of a bitch.

I used to think I was beautiful. How are you?

I'm good man.

Good. You got a busy weekend planned again? Lots of sports?

Yeah, lots of sports. I had a baseball game this morning, got another one tonight.

Same son?

Nope, different sons.

You know, I've been meaning to tell you this, but you've heard the name skip before, right?

Skip, skip, nail-ish, skip.

I like the name skip. Skip, skip.

Did you know where that name originated, what it means?

This is an interesting little factoid.

So, like I was thinking, a year old could be skip.

Because it turns out that skip is a nickname that people used to use a lot more often

when a kid was named after the grandparent, but the parent didn't take the name.

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