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Dude yesterday, I don't know what the hell this this centipede thing to have I don't know where you live but where I live

I live in San Antonio I have these big ass centipedes yeah and they're poisonous right and they're the size of a yardstick

they're huge this thing was fatter it it looked like it looked like a big giant dildo. I mean this one was on the wall and it was so huge.

I was like what the hell is that?

I mean essentially you live out on a farm. I mean you live in a neighborhood but then the animals are supposed to eat those sons

yeah I know but that's what I'm just saying like there's not a lot of you know there's

still a lot of like woods and stuff out where you live so yeah there's gonna be some big

ass bugs out there and I look dumb because I got my rain boots on I got two oven mitts

yeah right because I go out there because I'm ready to do battle I got a rake and a hoe

and I got all this stuff. I go out there I got

bug spray. Right. And so I first time I swatted it I miss and it just stares at me and

this thing's probably like 14 feet in the air. So I have this long I'm just proud of you. I'm just proud of you. I go out there. Well I can't look like a little

bitch in front of my family. I mean you used to like I remember back in the day when you would like

you'd have the bug guy out you would just move yeah or you would call somebody or something but like I mean you killed a rattlesnake yeah and now you've killed, what was it, a

a centipede? Some sort of centipedes. Yeah. It's big, it's black, it's got red on it.

You are like, poisonous. You're, you're, you're, you're, I don't know.

Dude, I chopped this.

I chopped the damn thing in half, right?

And so then the two pieces fall off the wall all the way down there and it's like, it almost

fell on me. And so then the damn thing's still alive so part of it

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