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All right, there was a story I teased yesterday on the horrific thing.

This is why you might not send your kid to an elite college.

Okay. This is why you're like, ah, community college cheaper and really do they need to go to

Harvard? Way more affordable. One of these big name colleges.

Let me see if I can find the list.

I don't even know if Harvard's on there.

Yes, Harvard is on there.

Brown is on there.

Yeah, I mean, we say elite colleges.

If Harvard's not on the list I mean

Columbia I think this is going to get shut down what they call it the senior

scramble okay it's basically a blanket term for end of the year senior hookups. It's a tradition well as known as

beer pong as at many of these elite schools. In the final days of college, students devise

a bucket list of classmates who they want to have sex with.

And then as these, you know, as these are top students we're talking about,

they don't merely submit their lists and then move on.

Yeah.

No.

I guess they, the classmates tackle last chance hookups with the same intensity

they do with the final exams.

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