Friday, 04.21.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 22 April 2023
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Why is Tom Brady trending everywhere today? Is he going to come out of retirement again? *We're getting older and we're getting crankier. Our patience ain't what it used to be. *Doomscrolling!! Alec Baldwin charges have been dropped. A SpaceX rocket blew up. Is Jamie Foxx going to be okay? The Supreme Court is supposed to decide whether or not the abortion pill will be broadly available. Michigan republicans vote to keep an old and very dumb law in place. A Colorado school bus driver is in serious trouble for stopping short. *Lots of things can get Lazlo worked up and there are a few things that trigger him every time. One of those things is volunteer firefighters. I always get a good laugh hearing him complain about this one. *Thanks for listening to the show! Please remember to visit our website www.lazlo.church for merch and links to our socials. Remember to come watch us record the podcast live every weekday afternoon at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo and chat with us after hours on our subreddit r/churchoflazlo Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo, it's Friday. What are we doing? Yes, it is. We're hanging out. We're talking. |
| 0:53.0 | I mean, how's your day going so far? Great. Yeah, right? You helped me out. So I appreciate it. |
| 0:58.0 | I mean, everybody fixed a car for me. That was right. Amazing. I mean, I was hoping, you know, it's like you ask for a favor. |
| 1:06.0 | First of all, you feel bad asking for favors depending on who it is. David Knight go way back in in high school. |
| 1:11.0 | Like we went to Germany together and we're part of the same core friend group. |
| 1:15.0 | We were also the kind of friends over. It's like one of the guys in the group, the two of them were best friends. |
| 1:19.0 | You know, they were the pair and he and I were never necessarily like the pair. But we always got along. |
| 1:23.0 | But it's been years, you know, and every now and then, like he has a kid congratulations. |
| 1:27.0 | But we don't really stay in touch. I don't see him that often. But I know that this is what he does for a living. |
| 1:31.0 | He's been doing his whole life. I know he's damn good at it. And I'm like, well, do I ask? And so I asked him. |
| 1:37.0 | And not only did he help, but he got it done like in a day. |
| 1:42.0 | He saved me a ton of money and saved a ton of money and headache and pain in the ass. |
| 1:46.0 | And he sent me videos and everything showing me every detail of what he was doing to show that it was done right. |
| 1:51.0 | And so I'll never be able to thank him enough. Yeah, Bob site for. |
| 1:55.0 | Thank you. That's where my dad worked. You know, oh really? That's where my dad worked. |
| 1:59.0 | That's what he retired from. Yeah, he was a parts delivery. Bob site for it. I appreciate it. |
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