The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of LASL has begun.

Yo, what's going on?

Oh nothing.

A little basketball game all the way?

What's that a little March Madness?

March Madness, baby, it's March!

And it's goddamn madness!

Wait, those aren't ladies.

Where's the ladies?

I don't think they play basketball. I thought that was the all that was being talked about this year.

It's not basketball. We don't play basketball. Oh. I'm pretty sure they do because I just I was just listening to something they said the ratings for the girls basketball was better than any of the men's basketball

Boy, I'd be hard-pressed to believe that. Yeah. I've never seen it. Yeah. Yeah. I've never seen it yeah I've never seen a woman play basketball like

literally never seen a woman with a basketball in her hands oh I have I've

never in high school I dated a girl she was on the team team. Was it good? Well, you know, there was a little bit of back and forth, little ribbon going on, so eventually we had a little one-on-one in the driveway and, you know, it's one of the few times I ever beat anyone at any type of sport.

And I play basketball against you.

Yeah, I'm horrible at basketball.

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