Friday 01/22/21

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Mornings, Comedy, 99.5 Kiss, Madison, Chris, Bms, 111877, Billy Madison Show, Billy, Kiss-fm, Allgood, Nard, San Antonio's Rock Station, Derek

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2021

⏱️ 162 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning class. Say hello to Billy Madison.
0:04.6	Hello Billy Madison.
0:07.6	You want me take my shirt off on?
0:09.0	No, thank you.
0:09.9	Okay, baby.
0:11.6	What's happening? Less than an hour away from a dead beat. Okay, J You have a divorce question. You'll be able to ask her.
0:24.0	I don't have one yet.
0:26.0	No, no you don't. You're a married man.
0:28.0	Without a pre-nup.
0:31.0	Without a pre-nup.
0:32.0	Damn, that's scary.
0:33.8	This dude lives on the edge.
0:36.1	You know, I married a woman where I have a pension in my job and, you know, I don't know, it's nothing too big but you know I got like I don't know like 30
0:46.5	grand in the 401k that we were forced to start like you know last year or whatever so it's like I'm building a little bit of money that she can now take and that's going to suck when I lose it all.
0:57.0	Yes.
0:58.0	Because she's younger than me so she will leave me one day.
1:01.0	Or she'll just outlive you.
1:02.0	She won't outlive me. Or she'll just outlive you. She won't outlive me. No way.
1:05.5	No her family history is wrong. What? What? I was just saying like I got better
1:10.9	DNA. I got you you have better DNA. Yeah, DNA yeah yeah people my family don't
1:14.8	die no they don't they still I mean I've been saying that for like five years I
1:19.0	thought all of them were gonna die then but still not I still hanging
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