5 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2024
⏱️ 62 minutes
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We're starting off Season 5 in the only way we know how...it's Frankie B!
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| 0:00.0 | I am a consumer I want to buy things I love buying things buying things |
| 0:07.2 | buying things makes me happy to shut up |
| 0:16.0 | on this episode of the commercial break. I just got to go over there. |
| 0:18.0 | I just got to go over there. |
| 0:19.0 | Excuse me. I just noticed that your date's not paying much attention to you. Do you mind if I sit down? |
| 0:24.7 | I'm your new blind date. Frankie B. And man, are you lucky? I'm good looking. I'm sexy. I'm over 70. |
| 0:31.5 | I drive a really cool car. And my girlfriend over over there she's going to be down for a three |
| 0:35.2 | aren't you on you're down for a threesome for the video for the YouTube channel |
| 0:41.2 | the next episode of the commercial break starts now. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh yeah, cats and kittens. |
| 0:50.0 | Welcome back to the commercial break season five. |
| 0:53.2 | I'm Brian Green. |
| 0:54.3 | This is my dear friend and co-host, |
| 0:56.5 | the beautiful Kristen Joy Holdily. |
| 0:58.0 | Best to you, Chrissy. |
| 0:59.2 | Best to you, Chris. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. |
| 1:03.0 | Five fucking seasons. |
| 1:06.0 | Happy season five. |
| 1:08.0 | Thirteen thousand six hundred and twenty five episodes. |
| 1:11.0 | Twenty two thousand eight hundred and fifty four hours one hundred and six 25 episodes, 22, 854 hours, 106,422 minutes of making a stupid mediocre show. I know that some of you really aren't listening because we |
| 1:27.1 | don't make any money on this show. |
| 1:29.7 | That was a little rhyme. Thank you. It wasn't a rhyme. |
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