FRI PT 4: Krystle had a wardrobe malfunction while mowing the lawn

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Krystle had a wardrobe malfunction while mowing the lawn. Husband commits suicide after showing no signs of depression. Has JLR talked to his favorite sales girl lately?

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0:00.0	I'm a creator.
0:01.1	Ideas hit fast.
0:02.4	I have to keep up.
0:03.5	I'm a gamer.
0:04.3	If I'm lagging, I'm losing.
0:06.2	I'm a student.
0:07.2	Cramming's my cardio.
0:08.5	I own my business.
0:09.9	I run numbers and the room.
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0:30.9	Lanovo, Lenovo wants to tell you how he really feels, but he wasn't born with enough middle
0:35.6	fingers to express himself.
0:40.0	All right, here we go go rober's morning glory what was this wardrobe malfunction that you had, Crystal?
1:04.6	During the break, the 4th of July, I mowed my lawn.
1:15.9	And it's sunny out. So I like to wear a bikini top to mow my lawn.
1:25.3	I'm getting tan. This is a real look at me. I just wanted to be tan and get rid of some of my tan lines before I went to Denver.
1:28.4	I knew I was going to wear dresses. Might as well throw this bikini top on to move along. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Charlie does the same thing when he mows a long.
1:34.2	So as I'm mowing, I see the mail carrier. He goes, he stops a couple houses. He is very happy.
1:41.7	The closer he gets to my house, the happier he gets.
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