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Here we are it's a big show because Riva will be on later today, but let me say it all my friends here morning.

Morning, let's start with this lunch boxes bringing this and it has to do with three year olds and a trophy.

What happened?

So my son played soccer for the first time and I was the coach and at the end of the season they gave us the option to order trophies and even asked other parents I just said no we don't want the trophies you know said no we only won one game like we don't need to have trophies or three years old how many games you play seven.

So and we got we were terrible we got three right yeah we got crushed every game.

Like 25 to nothing. Oh wow. Is that a coaching issue? No, it was a kid issue because I mean sometimes you're supposed to have five kids on the field we'd have two.

But why would you only have two they just run off they just run off by the other teams kids would run off.

I got coaches that's how they stand for team couldn't understand how they kept the kids on the field, but they did.

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