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Welcome to the Kotky Ride Home for Friday, January 14th, 2022.

I'm Jackson Bird.

Today, what is slow internet?

And is it a thing we should still be striving towards?

What about slow email?

Plus, in some very pressing news, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has officially

deregulated French dressing. And Welsh scientists have determined that masks make people

look more attractive. Here are some of the cool things from the news today.

I am someone who desperately wants to do all the things, yet also wants to do so much less.

I want to do everything from scratch, grow it all in my hands, move slowly and rest deeply,

yet I also want to know everything, try it all, and

create constantly. Especially in this era of digital appetizers cluttering every screen and

tempting us every moment of every day, I don't think that I'm alone. We are hungry, we're

bloated, we are frenzied, we are tired. In between the

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