You guys want to support my boy at Weedle Caneval on Instagram?

Who's you guys?

It's just me.

Oh, we're not podcasting right now?

This is not the show.

Oh, gosh.

What is?

Wait, if this isn't the show, then where are we?

And if that's your shadow and that's my shadow,

whose shadow is that?

It's Weedle Caneval.

Okay.

Are you? It's Weidel Caneval. Okay.

Welcome to The Crunch.

The only podcast that remembers to put trash bags in the bathroom trash can.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick. Do you like that? I did. I was hoping you were going to do it. I'm so excited. Of course. That reminds me. Phoebe, remind me to put a trash bag in the bathroom trash can. We are no, well, you are no longer a bachelor boy. I am still a bachelor boy. Sometimes I remember. Sometimes I forget. It's the way of the wind, you know? Which, um... By the way, I sent that idea to you while I was hiking. I was hiking through the wilderness with Phoebe on Saturday. And I was like, Phoebe, I have such a good idea. And she actually laughed, which means it was good. Aw, that's great.

Thanks, Phoebe.

She also actually laughed at my... Sometimes Phoebe will purposefully not laugh at one of my jokes, so she doesn't give me the satisfaction. You know, like a wife should. Oh, yes. And that's not ironic. It actually, you should do that. And so the other day I was like goofing that I was going to follow her to work because I was like, I'm going to miss you. I'm actually going to go to your work. And I'm going to like, she works at a women's clothing store. So it would not be like appropriate for me to like go. I mean, it would be inappropriate. But still. I'm going to follow you into justice. It'll be it'll be. She doesn work at justice. Okay. She was like she was like that'll be embarrassing and I was like no no no it's okay I'll go in disguise. I'm going to set up a fern on the other side of the hallway at the mall and I'm going to and your co-workers would be like why is there a giant fern across the hallway with binoculars sticking out of it?

And it's reading a newspaper.

Why is the fern wearing a trench coat?

Exactly.

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