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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

French Trump Weekly Press Conference April 17, 2020

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.74.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2020

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Join us for this live broadcast of French Trump's weekly press conference, as he fields questions from the White House briefing room. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ah, Benny's parents, thanks for coming.

0:02.3

Hiya.

0:02.9

So, Benny has really blossomed this term. You're telling me, he outgrew his bike. We sold it, on eBay. Oh, that's not quite what I meant. It's free to sell on there. Free to sell? Easy too. Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket. You sold my guitar? Shall we talk about Benny?

0:22.1

When it's this easy to sell for free, you can't help but say when it's eBay.

0:26.7

Things people love. T's and Cs apply, excludes vehicles.

0:30.2

There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating on your local takeaway,

0:36.3

the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually

0:39.4

is fancy dress. The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report, especially if you're

0:45.8

looking to borrow money. It lets you understand what lenders see so you can increase your chances

0:50.9

of getting the best deals. It's dead easy to check it and completely free.

0:56.6

See it in seconds. Download the Experian app today. And now we take you live to French Trump's

1:03.2

weekly press conference. Hello, it is I, French Trump.

1:19.6

I am here for my press conference.

1:22.6

I am prepared to take from you the first question from the press.

1:28.2

Oh, Mr. President.

1:29.3

Mr. President.

1:29.9

Mr. President.

1:31.9

Mr. President.

1:32.8

Right there.

1:34.5

Right there.

1:34.8

Yes, you.

1:35.6

You.

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