French Serial Killers, Prince Harry, and Strip Club Law (Friday Comedy Headlines)
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2020
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
NSFK - Joe DeVito and Lou Perez join Heaton to sort out the week's underserved headlines, including the horrifying way a South Carolina restaurant has decided to make its facility appear more full, what videos to avoid while serving in Japan's legislature, and the best thing on the Internet involving ant hill thespians!
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| 0:00.0 | It is Friday and I am so tired of being thoughtful and substantive. I don't want to read anymore and so we're |
| 0:15.2 | going to do just a fun episode. We're going to do a cathartic Friday release valve episode where |
| 0:20.1 | we talk about what I believe are the best headlines of the week and yet the most |
| 0:23.7 | underserved headlines of the week and to suss these out with me I'm bringing on two |
| 0:28.1 | very funny comedians that I know from New York City friends of, Lou Perez from We The Internet TV. |
| 0:35.0 | How are you, Lou? |
| 0:36.5 | I'm doing good. |
| 0:37.5 | Thank you so much for giving me a reason to talk to another human being. |
| 0:40.5 | Lou, I'm looking at you. |
| 0:42.2 | I'm looking at you over Skype and your beard is just magnificent. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh my God, you look like a very handsome resurrected Fidel Castro right now. |
| 0:51.6 | Thank you so much and you can't tell because my beard is so thick but I am |
| 0:54.9 | smiling right now. So thank you for the. I am so jealous that you can so I go from like like I can grow a good beard right I can go a good beard but one week after I grow that good beard I look Amish a week after that I look like a grizzled Scottish |
| 1:11.2 | seaman and then a week after that I looked like maybe one of the |
| 1:15.0 | drones didn't get me when I was up to nefarious purposes in the Middle East so I |
| 1:19.9 | have to like I would be really careful on the, you've just got this really cool looking beard, |
| 1:23.5 | I'm very jealous. |
| 1:24.8 | Well, thank you very much. |
| 1:25.9 | I'm, I'm in a state where I'm very afraid |
| 1:28.9 | to try to buzz it because I feel like it'll just, |
| 1:32.0 | will just wreck me. it's like under these circumstances |
| 1:34.6 | every single movement that we make I'm now questioning whether or not it's going to |
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