Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcast, freed by noon episode.

That's right, every single day, this is the coronavirus quarantine content that you need.

We're going to take emails from listeners, then we're going to do the coronavirus rant

of the day, then a charcuterie chat and a luxury lounge, and then the quick kits from Instagram.

That's what we do every day. I'll be taking your emails, screaming and yelling and being an idiot,

but all I need from you listener, all I need from you watcher, because we are on podcast,

also we are on YouTube. So if you just found the podcast today, get subscribed, and then if you just

found the YouTube today, get subscribed, because then they'll come to you every day.

Let's just spit at your phone. You'll never have a moment where you're like, oh my god, what am I going

to do with all this time? Bring up Papa JT, your boy Uncle J Train, the Prince of Promo's, the

Sultan of Swipes, the Wizard of Ha. I'm here for you. So all you got to do is get subscribed

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also, but most importantly, there's no such thing as a free lunch. How do you pay me for this

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let's get to the emails. J train podcast, jima.com, J train podcast at jima.com,

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