Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcast.

This is J Train Jared Freed,

coming to you live from the quarantine cabin

on the Lower East Side of Manhattan.

We are here Monday through Friday

with your emails, your stories, your questions.

I say it every episode.

Let me say it again.

Thank you for listening.

Thank you for telling a friend.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

That's how it all works.

You tele-friend, a coworker, a brother, a sister,

a mama, a papa, anyone with ears.

They tele-friend a brother, a sister, a mama,

a papa, anyone with ears.

And you keep it going down the line.

Keep yourself telling your friends, oh, too.

Do it now.

Feather mob balls.

Why don't you?

So listen, all you got to do, tele-friend,

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