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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Ronny Chieng explains climate change as temperatures plunge in the Midwest, President Trump attacks his intelligence officials, and Chris Christie chats about "Let Me Finish." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.0	I'm counting nine one one.
0:06.0	Help me! Help me! My husband's starting to get this!
0:09.0	Three murder trials. Two dead husbands and an ending no one expected.
0:15.0	The defendant, Raynella Leith, is joining me as I revisit the death surrounding Raynella Leith on Mary to death.
0:22.0	I don't understand it. And still, to this day, can't explain it.
0:26.0	Listen to Mary to death from my life of crime with Aaron Moriarty starting June 14th,
0:31.0	wherever you get your podcasts.
0:36.0	January 30, 2019.
0:39.0	From Comedy Central's World News Headquarters in New York.
0:42.0	This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. Here's edition.
0:56.0	Oh, you're far too far. Welcome to The Daily Show, everybody.
1:07.0	Thank you so much for tuning in. Trevor Noah, I will guess tonight.
1:11.0	I will guess tonight. Former Governor of New Jersey and the man who narrowly avoided becoming Donald Trump's vice president.
1:17.0	Chris Christie is joining us, everybody.
1:20.0	Also, on tonight's show, we've got good news for anyone who's ever wanted to know.
1:25.0	Anyone who's ever wanted to live inside their freezer. And once again, Trump and intelligence don't mix.
1:31.0	But first, let's catch up on today's headlines.
1:37.0	The Fire Festival.
1:40.0	It's the greatest music concert that never happened.
1:43.0	You probably watched documentaries on Hulu or Netflix that show how this whole thing was the biggest scam from start to finish.
1:50.0	If you haven't watched them, please go and watch it. Like, I'm begging you, you have to watch these.
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