Freestyle Dancing
The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
SiriusXM
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:15.2 | Damn, dude, why do I not have an enormous dick? |
| 0:18.6 | Why do you not have a fucking band just i should have a just a |
| 0:22.8 | forget that dude you should quit comedy dude with that voice i should be swinging a fucking |
| 0:27.8 | hammer if you can black lou agrees he agrees so much he's shaking the camera nodding do you have |
| 0:33.3 | would you buy a big dick if you could yep yes wow tomorrow cartoonishly big it would make me |
| 0:39.8 | understand why women and porn do dumb shit where they're like i'm going to get uh quadruple fucking |
| 0:45.2 | k tits and they're like this and they're a burden their whole life give me the burden with it i'll say |
| 0:50.1 | um i want to take this is tim dillon's thought that made me laugh so much about when people |
| 0:55.0 | are saying, Ozampic and Manjaro and all these things are dangerous and scary, and we don't know the thing. He goes, well, I've already done it this way. He's like, I've already done it. I've done life the fat way. So, you know what? Let's see if we can get to this thin way. However, we've got to get there. you know what I mean? It's the same thing. |
| 1:09.0 | Like, I've done life with this fucking regular old pudd. |
| 1:13.6 | Now let's do the one I want. However, we got to get there, you know what I mean? It's the same thing. Like, I've done life with this fucking regular old pud. |
| 1:13.6 | Now let's do the one. |
| 1:14.7 | I want to have a girl be like, I'm sorry. |
| 1:17.4 | I'll jerk you off, but you can't put that in me. |
| 1:19.8 | I'll go, yeah, I get that sometimes. |
| 1:21.6 | It's really a massive dick, you're right. |
| 1:23.8 | Isn't it weird that they can make a vagina, but they didn't put enough effort? |
| 1:32.8 | There wasn't enough people trying to go the other way to make a fucking massive beautiful |
| 1:39.3 | dick. |
| 1:40.1 | No, I assume the dicks they make on a woman becoming a man. |
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