Freeloding friend refuses to pay rent or get out of my apartment, so I infest the apartment

with bugs. Here's what happened. Subscribe to Am I the jerk on YouTube and hit the bell

for notifications. This is a story about what my friend K.P. did to help his buddy get rid

of a roommate who just wouldn't move out. What you have to understand is K.P. is the sort

of guy who will put far more effort into a scam than honest work would ever take. He lives for

the flimflam. In grade school, he had every puke ray and remote fart box they sold. We spent

our teenage years driving around to fast food restaurants and telling the manager that they got

our order wrong in order to wease some pre-food or disconnecting the adometer on his mom's scooter

so we could joyride undetected. K.P's family was wealthy, but that didn't matter. His car's

plates were always counterfeit. He was the guy who would hook up your cable. He ran a side business

replicating of age stamps that all the local bars used. He ran a high schooler speak easy in

his spare bedroom. He forged a dealer's license to buy his RV wholesale. And to this day,

every time he walks into a restaurant, he goes right over to the server's counter and grabs

someone else's chicken fingers and brings them to the table. Nobody said these stories had to involve

ethical people. He dropped out of college for semester to go to one of those Get Rich quick

seminars in Vegas, and actually got rich with one of those legal scams. You know, the bounce

check mini-lean one. So, needless to say, he doesn't have to work, and has actually spent his time

pursuing one grifter and other, from diamond cutting to inventing a new kind of lawnmower.

They never go anywhere because his interest dries up quicker than the thousand dollars of dead fish

in his saltwater aquarium. I wouldn't be surprised if right now he was soaking the labels off some

wine bottles or selling some counterfeit calamari. He lives for the flim flam, but he's also a

volunteer firefighter, and that plays a small role. His buddy, Schlamezel, got into a year-long

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