Hello, fellow humans, Homo sapiens, Janus Papp is here.

For those of you still interested in live entertainment, if you have not cut your

discretionary budget yet, due to the rising cost of living, you can come see me live

for a little entertainment.

What I do is I make you laugh, which is sort of like a

face orgasm or whatever. It's a little break from reality. It's a nice night out if you have a

babysitter. I don't expect too many young people to come out anymore, even though those are the

people that seem to have

what they call a dispensary budget. What is the word I'm talking about? Discrepancy,

discretionary, discretionary budget. Those tend to be the people who spend money the most

who don't have five, 10 year, 15 year plans.

So I welcome all the youth. And in, in turn, I will act young. Hey, man, what's going on?

Am I mid? I don't know if I'm mid or me? I don't know. Am I based? I'll do it for you. I'll dance.

I'll throw on my fitted and my Jordans and pander because those are the people I'm trying to get

because you guys spend the money, man.

I can't relay on people, rely on people my age to come out and see the money because they are a little wiser about their money and they're going to have to cut.

They're going to have to cut some of their discretionary spending because supermarket costs went up.

Boo.

Boo.

But if you're interested in that sort of thing, I will be in Miami, September 11th, 12th, and 13th,

Bakersfield, California, which I don't know why I'm going there.

I'm doing these shows so my managers can recoup a little bit of the money they spent

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