This meeting is now in session. Thank you, fellow staff members for joining me. Last week, we talked about closing down the schools again. We talked about CRT implementing them in our schools.

We finally decided on a placement for our George Floyd Jesus statue. Things are looking up. Now we have the great privilege of opening a couple more schools in our district.

I hope you guys came with ideas on what you would like those schools to be called. Let's start with Amela.

I'm thinking we go more relevant, more cultural, black cultural specifically. I'm thinking Meg the stallion middle school.

I think she's just a great role model specifically for people of color. I think we need to highlight people of color in whatever school name we come up with. Meg the stallion middle school is great. Also you have the the meg in middle sounds pretty good there.

She's a great emblem of the sexual liberation, but I think we should take more of a body positivity angle on top of that. I'm thinking more like luscious lizo elementary or something along those lines. I think the students would really just well receive that well. Then we're sending all the messages that we want to send.

We can cancel Jim class for the lizo school. We can teach all of the little girls to be on their thought stuff. Yes.

At the meg in the stallion school. I like it. Plus I need more time for critical race theory lessons. Yeah. Oh, Kerr. Let's just do both. That sounds wonderful. Great. Oh, my gosh. We're fantastic.

Ma'am. He always gets calls from meetings. That is so annoying. Hello. Yes. Okay. Well bad news. What's our good news? Good news? Is that the bad news is coming?

Okay. What's the bad news? Bad news is we lost our jobs. What do you mean? We're being recalled. I don't get what we've done wrong. I don't either. We've just. I don't recall making any mistakes. We've helped our community. And I'm going back to my George Floyd bunker. We've run the school board perfectly. How did the union not protect us from this?

And seeing a particularly long opening. I'm going on the live today. I hope you guys are having a straw. It gets harder and harder to come up with skits to open the show. I just got to let you know it is not easy. What we do is not easy, ladies and gentlemen.

It's not everyone could do it. Pretending to be San Francisco school board members is very difficult. It's demanding. It's tiresome. Yes. It's quite the task. It is. It is. But thank you all for joining us. And we're going to get into some stories here today. We've got a new sort of bullets and put out by the Department of Homeland Security labeling us as a certain word that starts with a letter T. I'm not going to tell you exactly what it is yet, but we'll get there. Plus we have a treasure. Yes. We're.

We're in national treasure. Yes. It's thank God. They finally realized our talent. I can I can promise you it is not national treasure, but we will we will get there. We also have the people who have been donors to the Canadian Freedom Convoy being doxed in all of their information being put out onto the internet by hackers. Who are these hackers? We might have a video of someone confessing to the actual crime of doing this. But we'll see as things go go through. We've got three.

School board members in San Francisco who have now been ousted from their jobs in a brilliant recall move after running their school board into the ground. We have Enis Freedom Cancer being nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize for what he's done in response to the CCP and the NBA. We have wordle.

Xing out certain words that you can put into their game. Well, that one's very interesting. Plus our black people over represented when compared to the population in commercials. We got some crazy teacher tic tox and update on Jordan Peterson. And for Wednesday segment, our fun segment. We're going to be reacting to a reddit thread called am I the a whole where people put in their stories and ask am I the a whole in this situation. And we will be the judges at the end of today's episode.

So we're not national treasures. Okay. We're actually national terrorists.

Right. According to the department of Homeland Security, they put out what they call a terrorism threat to US homeland advisory bulletin. And I want to read a specific part in this so you guys can go check this out on dhs.gov. But here's what they put under additional details.

The primary terrorism related threat to the United States continues to step from loan offenders or small cells of individuals who are motivated by a range of foreign and or domestic grievances often cultivated through the consumption of certain online content.

Uh oh. Are we that certain online content?

The convergence of violent extremist ideologies, false or misleading narratives and conspiracy theories have and will continue to contribute to the heightened threat of violence in the United States.

They go on to stipulate that the proliferation of false or misleading narratives as it pertains to distrust in US government institutions and things like election fraud or COVID-19 are inherently a terrorist threat to the United States.

And that these online individuals should be brought to task. They talk about political violence. Who's committing the political violence? Where?

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