I don't want to live forever.

Bruch! Hit it, boys! This is the most excited I've been for a podcast in a long time.

Oh, is it?

Yes.

We've got a fucking little takedown movie episode. And I realized we never even fucking asked anybody if they wanted this. No, definitely not. This was all on us. For some reason, we've just become... Enamored? Would it enamored be the right word? Yes, yes. We are enamored with the 50 Shades of Gray series. And the third one, 50 Shades Freed, just came out yesterday.

We saw it on opening night.

Yes, we were going to see it in IMAX, and then we said we kind of, we had a little swag to us.

We said, hey, we're seeing it in IMAX.

My man's Ken Jack stole, had an idea how to steal a swag and he went to see it in i max but first

went to a sex shop and bought a fucking mask so good for that guy yeah uh i'm very glad that we did not

end up seeing oh i didn't end up seeing this movie in imax did you no okay so neither of us

ended up seeing this movie in i max thank fucking god because we needed we would have needed to pay like twenty five dollars and this

movie is a colossal piece of shit oh my uh so here's what happened on the way back from work i

stopped at the movie theater to get a ticket and i checked it on movie pass and then when i went to

buy the ticket and this the ticket was for like two hours from then so I was going to go home do some things and then come back and when I went to actually swipe the card to buy the ticket I realized I took my movie pass card out of my wallet when I went to Minneapolis so I didn't have it on me

so I was like fuck I hope that when I come back later it'll still work and it didn't so I did

buy it paid money you paid monies you paid monies to see this movie I paid like $14 to see this movie

and then I bought that I bought raisinettes, popcorn

and the

the tallest beer they would give me

and so I spent like 60 bucks

to see 50 Shades

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