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Hello and welcome to episode 122 of Rikershaw's Law Talk podcast, brought to you by Lending Club.

We are coming to you, as always, from the faculty lounge of the Rurkishay University School of Law,

located, of course, in an abandoned Toys R Us.

I'm your host, Troy Sennick, former White House speechwriter, an occasional model for plastic surgeons before pictures.

And I am joined, as always, by the Circe and DeNaris of the conservative legal movement.

They are Richard Epstein, the Lawrence A. Tish Professor of Law at NYU, senior lecturer at the University of Chicago, and senior fellow at the Hoover Institution.

And John U., the Emmanuel S. Heller Professor of Law at the University of California, Berkeley, visiting scholar at the American Enterprise Institute and former deputy assistant attorney general in the Bush administration.

Fellas, how we doing, spring semester coming to a close, finally ridding yourselves with those pesky students.

Now, John, no, no, I was just teaching Roman law.

Of course you were. Of course you were. Okay. So let me ask you this.

No riparian rights today. We were doing

Fortem, mandate, and

partnership. No riparian rights. Well, I hope

they got a refund. We did that earlier. We did that

earlier. Let me ask you both

this. So you've got a lot of years in the

classroom between the two of you. Weirdest thing you've ever had happened in a class.

Oh, my God.

Well, Richard's been teaching, let's, for the record.

I've been teaching way more longer than me, way, way.

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