Hey, come see us doing a live stand-up show in Bloomington, Illinois, Indianapolis,

Levittown, New York, Red Bank, New Jersey, Wilmington, Delaware,

Covena, California, Burbank, California,

Oxnard, California, Venice, California, and Palmdale, California.

Go to jibbedore.com for a link for tickets.

Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this?

James, how are you? It's Joey Biden.

Hey, Mr. President, what are you up to?

Jimmy, we are hard at work. I assure you.

Really? Because last time I saw a picture of you, you were at the beach in Delaware.

That's what I do.

Well, yeah, I was just over in his room. We got back and forth.

You know, like people say sometimes you need a vacation from the vacation.

Yeah.

So you let the whole world see you luxuriating on the ocean

while the Middle East is in chaos.

I mean, it's just Delaware for Christ's sake.

I know you can't work up about.

I'm sure what, I don't get to take vacations.

You and Steph gone trips sometimes.

Yeah, but I'm not the president of the United States.

And don't you forget it, Sergeant Pepper.

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