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The Moon Under Water

Freddy Bulmer - The Quafftide Inn (Part 1)

The Moon Under Water

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Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8675 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

A wise person once said “If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life.” So imagine our surprise when this week's guest approached the Correct Realm claiming that his ACTUAL job title is "wine buyer"! This is going to be one for those of you with a penchant for pinot grigio, or a love for lambrusco, because joining us is all-round wine expert Freddy Bulmer.


Freddy is a wine buyer for The Wine Society, specialising in wines from Australia, Austria, New Zealand, and Eastern Europe. In fact, he knows SO MUCH about wine that he's also been a judge at The International Wine and Spirit Competition. But don't just think he's here to chat about grapes all day long; he also knows a thing or two about all things alcohol, and we can't wait for him to share some of his expertise with us.


Want to hear an extended version of this episode (featuring a Patreon-only choice), gain access to our bonus podcast ‘Behind The Cellar Door’ and support the upkeep of the pub? If so, head to moonunderpod.com and sign up to our Patreon!


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0:00.0

Haven of the later souls, body of the scheming men, long wood hull of the landlocked boat,

0:14.0

starlight in the back mirror gleaming, sunlight in the fresh poured glass,

0:20.0

moonlight sparks from the embers riddled in the moon underwater. Oh, Robin. Oh Robin, look at you. What's happened to you?

1:00.9

Well, I'm soaking dry.

1:03.9

You're soaking dry, aren't you? I mean, you'd look so dry.

1:07.6

Yeah.

1:08.1

I'm worried that if you sort of move at all, your clothes or just disintegrate. Yeah, it's

1:12.5

happened before. Have you been out in the bleaching rays of the third sun? Yeah, I have. I have. God.

1:19.7

What weather we're getting in the realm? But it's so nice out the back, isn't it?

1:23.9

Yeah, out of the back's lovely. It's an idyll. It is an idyll. And have you noticed the new plantings that I added to the,

1:30.5

around the gazebo? The placebo gazebo, it's called, isn't it? Only ever placed placebo.

1:36.9

Yes, and it's not actually a gazebo. No, people just see it and think, well, that kind of

1:41.4

works like a gazebo, so it has a kind of placebo effect. A lot of people are quite sort of skeptical about the whole thing, but you say,

1:47.5

look, if people feel like they're in a gazebo, what does it matter if they're not actually

1:51.2

in a gazebo? It works just as well. And they're getting to. Yeah. But anyway, yeah, I've, it's sort of a hybrid, what I've planted.

2:05.4

It's midway between a lily and an oak.

2:07.9

Yeah.

2:08.8

Which, you know, you think it wouldn't work, but it does.

2:13.4

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:15.3

Do you like the lily in the house?

2:17.4

No, for two reasons.

2:19.4

Firstly...

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