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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Fred Robs The Bank

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

We get into our Mens Room Question: Good or bad, why were the police talking to you?

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0:00.0

Good or bad, why were the police talking to you?

0:01.8

206, 803 rock.

0:03.2

That's like what being in DV got caught on that boat, Deep Creek Lake. Right. And they're like, and literally, he's sitting on the steering column, right? And we're under 21, and they're like, who's boat is this? They're like, uh, it's not ours. Whose beer cans are those? Not ours. Now, we weren't drinking. Yeah. But obviously, you still shouldn't have a bunch of empty cans on a boat.

0:23.0

Sure. And then same kind of thing. They're like, what your registration's wrong? And it's like, I don't know. But same that we were like, look, it's our buddy's parents' house. They left. We took the boat out. And then the one cop's kind of like, you don't even know how to, or that's what it was. He goes,

0:38.1

where's your license? I said, here you go. And he's like, boating license. I go, you need one? And he's like, oh my God. And then he's like, do you guys have how to drive this boat? I was like, I think I got to handle a love. And they're like, we got to give you a ticket, but we're going to follow you back to the dock just to make sure, right?

0:56.2

And I was dipping at the time.

0:57.8

Like, do you need a dip?

0:58.5

He's like, no. And I'm like, all right, man, I got it. Narrator voice did not have it. Oh, no. They had to, like, throw us rope and how if I could park that pot-tootho. but same thing like they just they had a stand in the rights if you want it but again

1:12.0

they're so stupid like, Jesus Christ. You guys can't be this dumb. It's like, yes, I can. Yeah, right? I was just like, oh, here you go. Not to mention, DB was sitting on the steering column and points at me, who's driving this thing. Oh, my goodness. I was like, you bastard but yeah i mean the day before there

1:30.0

had been four underage teenagers on this boat so there's just a pile of cans yeah being stupid

1:36.3

maybe they just get frustrated enough where it's like god damn all right i believe you you are

1:41.7

sad good or bad of arm where the police talking to you?

1:44.9

206, 803 rock.

1:46.7

Hello, Fred.

1:47.6

Welcome to the men's room.

1:49.7

Hi.

1:50.3

Ola!

1:51.9

Hey, first time caller.

1:53.6

Welcome to the show.

1:54.7

Appreciate it.

1:56.3

Yeah, I got detained by the police because they said that I robbed the Chase Bank.

2:02.4

Why did they think you robbed the Chase Bank?

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