Welcome, welcome, welcome to armchair expert. I'm Dax Randall Shepherd. I'm joined by Monica

Lillipadman. Hello. Hello. We have an old friend on today. Shocking that's taken this

long for Fred to come by. Oh my gosh. It's almost an insult. It's shameful actually. I'd

say it's shameful. Fred Armason is a comedian and actor and a musician. I mean, fuck is

this guy been funny for years and years and years. So funny. So original and bizarre and

beautiful and wonderful. Yes. Of course, Seriant Live, Portlandia, so many great things. That

documentary now series is so fantastic. So funny. He is on tour comedy for musicians, but everyone

is welcome. Is the name of his tour comedy for musicians, but everyone is welcome. Please

go online and get tickets and go support Fred. He's outrageously talented and every way

a person can be talented. We haven't kissed. I can't say every way, but I bet he's a really

good kisser. I bet he is. Yeah. Tender. Please enjoy Fred Armason.

He's an outchance man. He's an outchance man. He's an outchance man. I was just talking

about you. You're behind your back. That's a coincidence. I can't say. You can't say that's

fair. That's so lame. But I'll do a couple of station IDs or whatever and then we can

like, yeah, we just have a couple of transition bits. I think you'd be great. I got a list

of the characters I want you to do. You don't need any run-up time. Do you can just kind

of drop into them as I list them? I know. I do need a lot of run-up time, actually. Yeah.

Okay. It's the worst part of it. A bit of an impasse because you have one at a time

and we got 20. And I've got I need to. How are you doing? Good to see you. It's so good

to see you. It's really fun to have you here. It's shocking that it took the show. I know.

I know. I think we talked about it years ago. Yeah. I think the very first time we were

doing a live show in Brooklyn and I assumed you were in New York. I bet a lot of people

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