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New year who does have you ever written that text? Yeah, ironically new phone who does that's how it started

Do you know I almost post an Instagram? I couldn't sleep one night and I was awake when the sun was rising

Uh-huh

That's the worst post a picture that said new day who does I'm surprised that I didn't or that I thought

I know that you almost did that although I guess it would have been funny. It is funny

Okay, I don't know

You hear what I just did you know who do that when they're like they have a new thought they want to like

It's like you want to like clean the slate

Yeah, you go they like suck up

Oh

God, I don't know how I'm gonna function in the non-pendemic world again

It's gonna take me a while to prepare myself for it. I've gotten so accustomed to not being around people

Like I've been shortening things we just talking about this today. I'll shorten things like I'm gonna make some din

I asked if you wanted a salad and I thought the salsa

God I mean we were doing that for a while to be like funny

I guess and like it's gross the problem and then it gets into your vernacular exactly sometimes you

I say something as a joke long enough and yeah, it eventually becomes real well whatever it's a new year

Speaking of it being a new year. I am so excited to start this year off with this guest and

You know what I feel like that was a fun introduction. So let's talk about why

After the open credits. Whoa changes not for the better

Life could be a dream

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