A bomb in the night, your heart fills with dread, probably a murderer

who wants you dead.

You could be a ghost, a demon or worse.

Perhaps you're the victim of a witch's curse.

It's hopeless, you're doomed.

You'd call a priest if you could. You'd rather just listen to who sinister

hood. I'm going to kill you.

Well, hello and welcome to another edition of Freaky Friday where we tell your

odd true stories is Friday, May the 10th and it is the it's summer it's

we're trucking into it today I was driving and it's just it's overcast and it has been I don't know the last time we saw the sun but it's been a minute

But it's just constantly humid and overcast but I was just thinking to myself man everybody loves to

hate on January like January's the worst month we have I would argue May is up

there and you you want to like it because it's springtime but in Texas it's when

everything starts blooming so it's just like your allergies are crazy it's so

freaking humid it already feels like summer but it's not

summer so that is irksome that like you're like we already have to deal with this three more

months like why it just gets earlier and earlier.

Also I'm biased because my birthday is in January so whenever people are like

January sucks I'm like some of us were born then you're like well actually January could be pretty great if you were

also Simon was born then so it's pretty great and my death and my sister so there you go. It's a lot of

good January babes but yeah I'm an October baby So if everyone's like October's the best month

Nobody has ever in the history of the universe said October is the worst month

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