M-S-W-Media.

Hello and welcome to the Daily Beans for Monday, July 3rd, 2023.

Today, the illegitimate Supreme Court killed President Biden's student debt forgiveness plan

and gutted LGBTQ plus rights this past Friday. The DC Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled

the Congressional Republicans must pay their mask fines, Fox News settled with Abby Grossberg

for $12 million. A January 6 defendant was arrested near Obama's home with guns and 400 rounds

of ammunition, and a federal judge has ordered the proud boys to pay $1 million to the Metropolitan

African Methodist Episcopal Church. I'm Allison Gill, and I'm Dana Goldberg.

Hey, happy Monday. Happy Monday to you. It is July 2nd. How did that happen so quickly?

No, it's July 3rd when you're listening to this because of the time warp.

Listening. Hey, I put, I actually wrote in the script, hey, you did, hey, just in case we forget

how to greet each other. Hey, hello, Dana. Did you have a fine, fun-filled weekend?

My weekend was great, Allison. I'm reading from the script.

Eat, Nurt, beep, beep, we're robots today. Today's episodes brought to you by chat GBT. I'm just

kidding. Oh my God. Hey, are we even who we say we are? You don't know. Oh, right? It's so,

you know, just if I make any court citations that don't exist, you'll know.

Oh, they'll know because I will be pronouncing every word correctly. If you hear an episode where

I pronounce every fucking word correctly, artificial intelligence is taken over the beans.

Yeah. And also, by the way, us friends of mine were messing around with chat GBT and we're like,

write a song about, you know, the trees in the style of Allison Gill. And so it wrote this song.

And then I was like, okay, write the song in the style of Allison Gill and add profanity. And

it's like, I'm sorry, I'm unable to add profanity. So that's another way that you'll know.

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