Here's a relatable one for anyone who's ever worked in a kitchen.

A foul-smelling situation outside a popular Fresno restaurant prompted a response from hazmat

and environmental health teams.

Always a good sign.

Fresno fire crews say heirlooms grease trap system malfunctioned and spilled all the way

through the restaurants and into the parking lot before 8 o'clock on Tuesday night.

The cooking fats and oils made for a slippery situation and had an absolutely dank, terrible odor.

Officials say the runoff was tested and contained no toxic substances, but the area was blocked off for hours while crews tried to clean up the mess.

Our question, what was the source of the stank?

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I'm a retired firefighter out of one of the biggest cities in this state, so do the math.

But we got toned out for a welfare check in an apartment complex early in my

career, so 20 years ago. And we showed up and the manager met us and said that we need to go up

to the fifth floor and check out what's going on in this unit because weeks earlier they had

told the residents to not put their trash in the hallway because there had been a complaint of an odor and so they did that and they sprayed and the odor came back

and they treated the hallways and eventually there was no garbage to explain for the smell

and they narrowed it down to one room that they couldn't get open and check and so we went into

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