This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Pierre Navelli.

Now listen, there's no nice way of putting this.

We're not live this morning.

This is a pre-recorded show.

So don't text in, you'll be throwing money down the drain.

However, you can Twitter and Instagram.

I'm saying Twitter because there's a team missing on my hand out.

And you can Twitter.

So you can Twitter and Instagram Frank on the radio.

And email Frank at AbsoluteRadio.co.uk.

I don't know why you would do that.

But I just read what I'm handed.

Oh.

Well careful with that.

They won't cost you anything.

They won't cost you anything.

But nor will they gave you anything.

So that's a philosophy that you have to sort out for yourselves.

What an opener.

Yeah.

So, hey, first I'm going to start with a thank you,

Russell Croucher.

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