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🗓️ 13 December 2024
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Whether or not humor belongs in music, Frank Zappa doesn't. It is an objective fact that he didn't even want to be making this trash, so why are you listening to it? Oh, you're in on the joke. Cool, cool. That must be fun to say out loud to yourself while listening to Zappa albums since no other living person has ever wanted to participate in that activity with you. Who needs friends when you have some asshole with a mustache, a ton of recording gear and absolutely no respect for you as a listener, right?
Zappa's autobiography should have been titled Being An Asshole To Make Music To Be An Asshole To.
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0:00.0 | There. |
0:13.5 | Just to put your beer again. |
0:16.6 | It's like four out of ten times that you come over here. |
0:19.7 | It's all on me. |
0:21.6 | It is in beer. |
0:24.0 | Bring Zappa's whole career is like, |
0:26.2 | Yo, have you heard of vaginas? |
0:29.6 | Yeah? |
0:30.3 | What about buttholes? |
0:35.8 | And then he touched his butthole. |
0:37.6 | Weir-weel-weel-weer-weer-weer-weer-wee-weer. |
0:40.9 | I will, the one department I will give it to Frank Zappa in is the facial hair department. |
0:46.9 | Easily one of the sickest mustaches of all time. |
0:50.1 | I'll go so far as to say if this dude did not have that mustache, you probably never would have heard of him. |
0:56.0 | Yeah, we wouldn't even be doing this episode. But real quick, before we officially get started, |
1:01.6 | a lot of people when they listen to our podcast are like, oh, I've never heard of this person, |
1:07.5 | right? So that's like one of the most common things. Literally do like Led Zeppelin |
1:12.0 | or something like that and we'll get some comment. I've never even listening to Led Zeppelin. |
1:15.7 | It's like, okay, well, that's really weird, but okay. I'm just going to tell you right now, |
1:20.4 | if you've never heard of Frank Zappa, let's just do yourself a favor. You don't need to listen to Frank Zappa. You're just going to have to take our word for it that it's fucking terrible. |
1:31.4 | Appreciate never listening to Frank Zappa if you've never listened to it. |
1:33.9 | You'll have a really good time not listening to Frank Zappa. Your life will be better, I promise if you've never listened to this. |
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