Frank the Monster/The Automatic Thinker

Story Pirates

Lemonada Media

Comedy, Education, Kids & Family

4.5 • 17.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2018

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Lee returns to find the ship is a little different than when he left, and goes toe to toe with Peter in the first ever Peter Games. This week’s episode features two new stories: “Frank the Monster Who Wasn’t Scary,” an infectious dance-pop tune about a haunted house party, written by a 3rd grader from California named Jonah, and “The Automatic Thinker,” the tale of a new invention that can do almost anything, written by a 1st grader from Wisconsin named Grace. ---- You can now pre-order the first Story Pirates book, Stuck in the Stone Age, by NY Times bestselling author Geoff Rodkey, and based on an idea by Vince Boberski, age 11! The book releases on March 6th, but you can pre-order your own copy here! ------- Parents, don’t forget to subscribe, rate and review the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Attention, story pirates! We have an extremely lazy day ahead of us. From 11 to 2-ish, we will feast from two until around like four or whatever.
0:12.0	We will rest, and from four on, who knows, something fun.
0:16.0	Rachel, you're on snack duty. Megan, prepare the deck for naps. Do this at your own leisure. And don't rush!
0:25.0	But Peter, we're not tired. Yeah, and we've already had so many snacks. We're full. Do what they say!
0:32.0	Ever since League had sucked up and carried away by a tornado, you've been so cruel.
0:37.0	No, I've been fun. Wrong! You've been forcing us to have fun and not letting us get anything real accomplished.
0:44.0	Yeah, you're not letting us shower. You're not letting us clean the ship, and you're enforcing a six-peam curfew.
0:51.0	So that we can start watching TV early. Yeah, and it was fun at first, but now we're sick of it.
0:56.0	We want to be organized on a schedule. We want to work. Yeah, and what about the podcast?
1:01.0	We haven't recorded a single episode of our beloved podcast, and we haven't even rehearsed. Yeah, she's right. When are we going to rehearse?
1:09.0	Okay, enough. I smell a mutiny. Probiotics? Yes. Take them away. Yes, dear Peter.
1:18.0	Oh, no! Take them to the fun ball pit where I keep the prisoners. Not the ball pit. My ship! My rules! Now let's get to napping!
1:31.0	Hey! Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a play! No, it's... Oh, no, yeah, it's a bird. Wow. Call that right away.
1:40.0	It's Lee, on a seagull's back. Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
1:55.0	I love furry toys.
1:59.0	I have a lot of ideas.
2:04.0	If you can't dance, sing!
2:06.0	If you like acting, make an action.
2:11.0	You can make a really funny story. Use your imagination, obviously, to slowly pirate.
2:20.0	Welcome back to the Story Pire's podcast, everyone, where each week we perform stories and songs written by our kid listeners.
2:27.0	My name's Lee, and well, I was gone for a while, and now I'm back.
2:31.0	Lee, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm so glad to see you. What happened? And how did you get back?
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