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Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio

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So, yes, welcome, this is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio, I'm with Emily, I'm with Gareth

and um, as usual

hmm

and what else

Oh, I've, I tell you what, what about this last week on the show, I was talking about the fact that me and my

girlfriend had had a difference of opinion, let's call it that

yes

um, about uh, well remember what it was about but as part of my punishment, I dished out

I uh, I, I discontinued a um, a internet account on our computer

so I might think it was heavy-handed

anyway, she's now back online, apparently she's lost all her favourites

I'll tell this yesterday in a long and let's say aggressive email

you see, you put people back on email and then they use it to abuse you in some way

it's almost like, it's like the way God gave Richard Dawkins a tongue

only to diss him on, on a grand scale

anyway, so um, I talked about it on the show last week, uh, when I got in, you did

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