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This time we're talking about the 36-hour rule

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Oh I tell you something I'm feeling proper Christmassy

Oh are you, Frank?

Oh! E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E Oh, I tell you something, I'm feeling proper Christmassy. Oh, why, you're like? Oh, I, I, I, yeah, I tell you why, I, um, I did the BBC One Christmas advert this week.

You didn't.

You're in the taste of Christmas?

It was lovely.

It was, I think this year it's, I don't know if I'm allowed to give this away, but anyway, it's consider yourself part of the family is the theme. As if we're all one big family. Do you know, that's very up your stras of Frank. I can see you. Yes, I am, because I'm... Yeah, exactly. I think the idea is that we're going to share out the licence money right across the nation to help people with heating. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. But, oh, it was, I think Mrs. Brown was in it. Frank, that's one of your, that's like meeting the Dalai Lama for some Tibetan Buddhists. Well, it is. You're meeting Mrs. Brown. Yeah, I talked about some of his previous lives. I wish he was worshipped by the Buddhists.

I think they missed a trick there, the Buddhists, or Mrs. Brown.

But, yeah, in the advert, he sits on my lap for the duration.

I say he, I should say, she.

I was just about to say, what?

Yeah, I know, we got on like a, oh, man, we got on like an Irish pub on fire.

It was the case of, me and Mrs. Brown, we got a thing going on.

Wouldn't that be the best tabloid story ever if there's a thing going on between me and Mrs. Brown?

I'd be so happy about that. He's a super brain, though, isn't he? Isn't he one of those brainiacs? Oh, is he? One of those brainiacs. Obviously he was in character for the whole day. Oh, was he? Oh, good. He's very method, is he? I was a terribly serious actor, yeah. Who else did you meet then? Kevin Bridges was there.

I like Kevin.

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