Frank Skinner's Radio Days

It could go one of two ways

Hello, welcome to Frank Skinner's Radio Days, the best bits of my former radio show.

We're still in 2010, and this time I have a moral dilemma about a train journey.

Enjoy.

Look, I've got a moral dilemma.

Oh, I love a moral dilemma.

Have we got a jingle for that?

Garrett, Garrett, do you normally sing them?

Moral dilemma, moral dilemma, moral dilemma.

Yeah, I was thinking maybe this.

I think one should be able to do that at any time in life.

You know, say if you get up and you walk downstairs, there's a strange man in your kitchen,

and you look to your right, he's standing there, you know, and he looks a bit aggressive and frightening.

He looked to your right, and there's the bread knife lying there gleaming in the sunlight.

And then you make your decision? I think that's fine.

So here's my problem. I'm going to the Edinburgh Festival in August. We'll still be doing the radio

shows. Can I point that out? Yeah. And I've got,

because I'm doing a, I'm doing a sort of a talk show thing up there, right? It's all,

you know, I'm being paid. And they're kindly supplying me with first class railfare as part of

the deal, right? Lovely. Oh, that's good. My girlfriend and her sister are going up on the same train, and she's going, because they're both agents, they're being sent up by their company, but they're standard fare. Right. Oh. Now, is it all right to travel on the same train with me in first class and them in standard fare? I mean, I can always nip in. Do you know what I'm, you know? Yeah. Well, I have to say, I mean, don't jump to any. Okay. You know, don't jump and then make me feel bad. I sense there's going to something reprimand. Well, you sense wrong, my friend, because I was about to say, I'm sorry, but no one can turn down the opportunity of sitting

in first class. And I think your girlfriend would understand that. Yeah, I don't think it's the

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