Frank Skinner’s Radio Days: Essex Lion

Frank Off The Radio: The Frank Skinner Podcast

Avalon

Comedy

4.5 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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We’re in 2012 still with Frank, Emily and Alun. Frank had a difficult holiday but found a comedy silver lining, Emily’s been to Liverpool with This Morning and Alun’s had an epic fail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:33.9	Frank Skinner's Radio Days, it could go one of two ways.
0:36.5	Hello, welcome to Frank Skinner's radio days We're still in 2012
0:37.8	And this time Emily has stayed at the Beatles Hotel
0:41.5	So I've been away for a couple of weeks
0:47.1	On what some might call a holiday
0:50.9	Not Frank
0:52.4	On vacants
0:53.3	Yeah, didn't make the same mistake I made and go staycation, did you?
0:57.1	I did go staycation.
0:58.6	There you go.
0:59.6	But I think it's, I've discovered it's impossible to have what might term, even generally, a holiday with a three-month baby.
1:07.4	Oh.
1:07.8	What I feel like I've had is two weeks in a Turkish prison.
1:13.2	No sleep. No sleep.
1:14.9	People staring at me menacingly.
1:18.4	Lots of that smell of excrement.
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