Frank Skinner's Radio Days, it could go one of two ways.

Hello and welcome to Frank Skinner's Radio Days.

We're in 2010 for our best bits, and we're discussing books.

We're embarrassed that we've read.

Enjoy. Oh, that's me. That was me that big.

That was quite good, Frank.

People at all think, well, that I thought that was some fabulous vocalists that came in at the end.

You did do well on celebrity styles in their eyes.

Oh, didn't I? Didn't I just? Twice. Yes, Twice. And this is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio. I'm with Emily and I'm with Gareth. So, yes. So it's lovely to be here today. And I must have been, I'm on the very edge of my seat with excitement. Why? Well, because many people have spoken about these things you get in the... You know the magazines that you get in the tabloids?

Yeah, because I've just seen you holding a magazine with coffee time on the top of the page.

Yes, that's right.

Well, this magazine, I don't even know what it's from.

It's from the son. It's today's magazine.

Oh, yeah.

Now, you know you always get these plates with stuff like the close Barbie celebratory plate, that kind of thing. Now, you know you always get these plates with stuff like the close Barbie celebratory plate,

that kind of thing. Well, I've always looked at them and thought, oh, you know, embarrassingly

rubbish. Today, for the first time in my life, I've thought, I'm having that when I've seen

one of these things. And it's the John Wayne American icon illuminating cuckoo clock.

Oh, you can't have that.

I'm not talking about buying it, ironically.

I'm not talking about buying it so people snigger when they come round.

I'm talking about buying it because it's great.

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