Frank Skinner's Radio Days, it could go one of two ways.

Hello and welcome to Frank Skinner's Radio Days.

We've reached 2011 in our best bits.

This time we're talking about the clothes we wore when we were children.

Mr. Albes.

No, do enjoy.

Welcome to everyone listening. I'm Frank Skinner. I'm with Emily and Gareth.

You forgot our names of it there. Yeah, just for a second.

I told you we needed their name badges still. I'm keen on the name badges.

As I said to you this morning, you've changed since you had those crisps named after you.

I know. You never know what's going to go to your head in this business.

But, yeah, Frank Rose Dinner.

That was it for me.

So, yes, welcome, welcome.

And, oh, I've had a difficult week, as you can probably tell by my blustering.

I had, as you may know, I have a girlfriend. Some think I'm a bit old to have a girlfriend in that phrase. Well, you know, because... Oh, I say it should be a wife. Or do you have, or should it be a hard man. A lady friend. Lady friend is, no, lady friend is just someone you're seen on the side, isn't it? That's what I always am.

I remember my mum always used to say, of course, Mr. Shore, he's got a fancy woman.

And I love the idea of a fancy woman.

Anyway, so me and my girlfriend had quite a bit, we had quite a big row.

We had a row that was so big on Sunday that I did something I've never done before as an antidote to be in a row.

I went to bed.

The row was so intense.

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